i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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