When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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