What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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