Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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