omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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