I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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