How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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