I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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