is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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