She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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