Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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