I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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