If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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