if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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