Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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