well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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