Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
do herpes really smell.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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