Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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