Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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