This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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