Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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