Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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