just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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