I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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