Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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