So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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