So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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