Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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