I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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