i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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