I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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