I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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