Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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