I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
