i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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