He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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