she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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