Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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