I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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