sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
