You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
i now understand why vodka
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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