I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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