If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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