real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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