The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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