You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think your dad took our porno
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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