i just wanna soil my oats bro
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Randomize
