I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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