I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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