Where did you get a picture of my penis
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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