epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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