You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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