she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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