Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i scared a bird with my dick
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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