it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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